Everyday I’m like “today imma get my shit together” and by the end of the day I’m like “tomorrow is the day for real”
It’s -10 outside please stop wearing basketball shorts. We get It you’re straight
if you work at a sex shop is it still nsfw
have you ever looked at an authority figure in your life and thought “wow i respect a well-grilled hot dog more than i respect you”
There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.
This is the best description ever
attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon