sosa-parks:

Everyday I’m like “today imma get my shit together” and by the end of the day I’m like “tomorrow is the day for real”

sarahseeandersen:

PMS is a bitch.

sarahseeandersen:

PMS is a bitch.

notchicken:

chekhov:

It’s -10 outside please stop wearing basketball shorts. We get It you’re straight

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slayer-slayer-slayer:

nico-ahegao:

if you work at a sex shop is it still nsfw

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zombiepussyliquor:

I have crossed oceans of time to find you.

zombiepussyliquor:

I have crossed oceans of time to find you.

davidstrider:

have you ever looked at an authority figure in your life and thought “wow i respect a well-grilled hot dog more than i respect you”

awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

incompleteicarus:

Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.

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